Smh gotta take the Gorilla Channel seriously, not literally

Preach. She’s been a great part of Deadspin.

but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

I think I can take a stab at this. The answer to this question — “Millions of dollars aren’t just getting tossed around for no reason, are they?” — is “Yes — well, not no reason, let me explain.”

internal influencer management division

No self-respecting man within a 20 mile radius of a Popeyes wouldn’t.

Donald Trump is so vile he’s got ME, a Cleveland Cavaliers fan, rooting for the goddamn Warriors.

That’s cool. They still have a racist mascot

I got caught up in an emotional win, and yeah, it should have been something I did in the locker room

I am watching this game — Ramirez is 5-for-5 with three doubles and two dongs, and basically has messed with each of the Detroit outfielders today. His second HR came when it hit the railing in right field after hitting the outfielder’s glove, and his final at-bat was a shot to center that just kept carrying, going…

To be slightly fair to Canseco... while Canseco managed to look way, way, way dumber and ridiculous on this play, it’s actually probably in reality a less dumb play. Canseco clearly lost the ball in the lights while tracking the ball, and the ball unfortunately bounced off his head just right. It’s a confluence of…

Washington Times. Bless your heart.

Man, he’s good. One talk about the evils of porn, and his entire team is obstaining from reaching 2nd base.

I love that he bought a $1050 bottle of Patron Silver and a single shot of Patron Silver for $10.

I do mine in a pressure cooker. One inch of water, a catch basket and six eggs. Put it on low pressure to cook for 5 minutes, leave them in for 5 minutes after it’s finished, then drop in an ice water bath.

Take them out in less than a minute, and peel. Perfect every time with new, week old or any egg.

He hit the game winning shot in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. He “hit himself some nice shots in the playoffs” the same way that Lebron “showed a little hustle” when he came out of the rafters to block Igudola.

Word. I went to some backwoods, shithole of a college and felt a weird intellectual insecurity about it for a long time. But I work in a field and in an area with a lot of people from supposedly much more prestigious schools and most of them are morons, who, ironically, can’t think creatively in any meaningful way.…

Tom Hamilton, the best home run call in the business.

Half of Chicago is now memorizing Mike Glennon’s full name and DOB, *fingers crossed* just in case.