I’m in the same Browns-fan, OSU-alum boat. I understand that Bosa hates Baker, but like, Nick, half of your Ohio State fans are Browns fans, too. What the hell, dude?

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar

Texans owe the Browns a 3rd rounder if Johnson plays 10 games for Houston, not the Browns owing Houston

Still inaccurate. 

I’m a Cavs, Browns, and Indians fan.  Go ahead and prove every Boston fan stereotype correct.

“Looks like somebody cut your brake cables!”

Come on, be fair. If he didn’t call the timeout and get the technical, he would’ve given his team even less chance of winning. The only way the Warriors could extend the game was by getting the technical.

It sounded enough like cheering for the TV announcers to comment on it and for the Raptors players to step in and tell the audience not to cheer.

I’m all for this and it has already been proven out by Bugs Bunny.

hamburgers made of ground hot dog meat

No. No guy named Len Bias has ever played in the NBA.

There are so many OSU fans in denial over the idea that a male college athlete could ever be sexually abused. Here is a very enlightened post from a message booard:

And then you remembered Trump would never do that

Contrast that with even the Warriors, whose fans are fucking herbs

I was going from Salzburg to Berlin, but decided to go through Prague because the Czech trains were cheaper. I ended up with a 3 hour wait on the Czech-Austrian border because the trains didn’t match up. There were a bunch of bicycles at the train station that the locals rode there. And they were not locked up. There…

1) Top of the head/hat

And try to look interested in the planters - INTROVERTS UNITE (with a friendly nod or wave from across the room)