♫ Fun times in Cleveland again!

You can say that again!

Maybe change post title. Not one Cleveland player mentioned.

I’m sad that this didn’t happen. This would have been the first Big 3 to have 6 first names, thus making it the most powerful of all Big 3s. Not sure what response the Warriors could have even had to that. Maybe find a way to trade for Kawhi or Carmelo.

You seem to be implying that those were bad moves. As a Clevelander I have to say that they were not, and that any implication of such is factually insane.

That particular wish on the monkey’s paw really bit me and everyone outside of Indiana in the ass.

Just ask this Phillies fan, or a Cubs fan, or an anything-from-Cleveland fan: When that lone championship does manage to come along after what seems like an eternity of waiting, it feels so much better. At the very least, it sustains you for the next decade or two of absolute sucking you know you’re in for.

As a gentle nudge, I’ll tell you that season 2 is a wall-to-wall treat. Potentially one of my favorite seasons of TV ever (alongside the final season of The Shield and peak seasons of Seinfeld and The Simpsons, probably).

He even puts two hands on the ball.

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

I worked on an automated twitter promotion once for a large skin care brand. We had a 90 minute meeting once called “how will people try to screw with us.”

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

A lot better than Red Right 88.

If he doesn’t pan out, I’m going to be so annoyed by everyone mocking them for blowing the #1 pick when this WHOLE time he was the consensus top prospect and every single analyst in the world said they’d be fucking up if they didn’t take him.

WHAT???? MEET ME IN TEMECULA MUTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

So in 2 1/2 hours, the Spurs eviscerated the MVP cases for both Harden and Leonard...amazing.

Or threw it down on a sofa full of guns? Or punched it in an elevator?

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

These are the worst John Lennon parody lyrics ever.