This is exactly what Cavs fans need to keep us warm this long long winter.

I am nearly the same measurements as Kirk Cousins and can hardly imagine how strong a guy would be who could throw me down (when presumably I’m semi-prepared for the hit) with such ease. 

Oh without doubt the person who came up with this marketing idea had to fight through tons of asshat MBA’s asking “what’s the ROI” and “can you make a business case” of doing the right thing.

Hi, what’s the opposite of a Lifehack? Because taking 5 minutes to make your bed isn’t an upgrade!

Oh this but with Frank’s Red Hot sauce instead of barbecue and the tuna can itself instead of some fancy ass bowl.

Counterpoint: No, an egg is good and holy and belongs on all these sandwiches. Any time of day.

Just love chopping up crunchy things for it, particularly celery, pickles, and shoot, going to pick up some potato chips for this reason!

Magary in here clowning on the Browns trading for Tyrod Taylor like he’s not the best QB we have had in 20 years.

How do I get out of the greys for Browns sake??

Yeah I mean, but....

And he managed not to use his head and concuss himself! JUST LIKE EVERY LITTLE KID PLAYING SANDLOT TACKLE FOOTBALL! Yet NFL players can’t tackle that way? #BanHelmets

Josh will never earn his stripes at this pace. FML.

BUT, Toronto’s winters last longer! I went up there in Feb a few years ago for a Hawks/Leafs game and it was damn cold out.

Ha ha.

This is the best thing a Browns quarterback has done since Vinny Testaverde beat Drew Bledsoe in a playoff game.

Wouldn’t mind at all if Chicago took some of these steps too....this group Transit Future put this together a number of years ago. Including extending the Brown Line (north side) to O’Hare, and a West Side connector linking Midway and the West Suburbs and O’Hare.

Holy shit this is even better!

In Chicago I think it’s technically legally required, but as of yet the penalty is not “any pedestrian is allowed to throw rocks and/or chunks of ice at your windows,” but we’re working on that.

Honestly if the Browns had done this last year, and gone 4-0 in the preseason (as they did) and then 0-16 in the regular season (as they did), there would be a serious movement to remove the stripe.