This headline looks good and then we realize what happened in November 2016 and remember not to doubt them. (And I’m in the greys so nobody will see this anyway.

There aren’t enough stars to give for that screenname (although it’s a bit late, like the SNL bit.)

Roomba refused to enter the game in the fourth quarter. Dumb move, Roomba.

Ohio State fan and alum here, and I didn’t even know they had a lacrosse team.

Yep, pretty cool that they did this.

Yeah, Frank’s.

Highsmith doesn’t say he talked to the girlfriend; my interpretation is that the coach gave him some kind of warning sign with the “aaaaa...” part, fair or not.

I’ve heard potatoes described in many ways, but until today, “hard to grab with tongs” was not among them.

I’ve heard potatoes described in many ways, but until today, “hard to grab with tongs” was not among them.

5PM? In Chicago I think the sun sets at 4:15 for about 8 months a year. Seems like it at least.

And I’d argue people in Cleveland DID care about that team.

I threw the remote at my television, so there’s that.

What an ingenious process! Tank tank tank, amass draft picks, sort through them for young talent.

The team that punted the most last season was the Giants (in a massive upset, the Browns were 13th in total punts… they were probably busy turning the ball over instead).

+1 large hands measured at the NFL combine

Can’t wait for the “absence of God in public schools” to get the blame for this. Or maybe just blame LeBron actually.

As sad as the return on the Kyrie trade looks now, getting IT out of town was imperative. Sunk costs and all that. I love how Clarkson is being called a sub-par defender, but worlds above Thomas.

Well the truth about Nick Foles is about to come out, then.

Well from all accounts, Nick Foles won’t have anything to be ashamed about.

But most of all, the peels just slide right off hardboiled eggs. Nearly worth the price for the machine just for that.

Ummm..no.