Ten thousand bonus points to the Aussie for literally using “literally” correct!

No kidding, the entire book in question is about those people.

I mean, as an Ohio State fan, I don’t see all schools’ posts about recruits, but I sure as hell see a ton of posts about recruits, from recruits, decked out in Scarlet and Grey on their official visits, with photos that look suspiciously professional—you’re saying the NCAA wants to stop institutions from hyping…

Dead to me, at least. Damn, to the Astros? Really?

Oh I’m sure my 4 year old would do that if she knew I wouldn’t go balistic in a rage of self-parenting-hate.

There was a great Planet Money podcast about all the Viagra spam everyone gets. Turns out it’s not trying to steal your identity, they are legitimate (as in, they actually sell the pills), and they need only a microscopic percentage of email recipients to actually buy, to make a profit.

Well I work in digital media also, and can tell you what you know but left out for dramatic effect likely...the 3 billion number isn’t unique visitors (~40% of the world’s population) and also it means nothing.

He’s running.

Damn, beat me to it.

I have now watched Moana about 25 times in the past 6 months, and listened to the soundtrack about 10 billion times. On the bright side, I can sing all the songs and annoy my kids, which is easy with my Jemaine-Clement-channeling-David-Bowie “Shiny” regular attempts.

I was driving through New England this week and listened to two Boston sports talking heads passionately argue why Innings Pitched was so important in determining the Cy Young (to defend Sale vs Kluber, of course.)

Jesus.

I didn’t realize either, and seeing the sad vendors at the good hot dog grills still having to sell at regular price was heartbreaking. They were all shut down by the third inning or so. I mean, the vendors walking around were hawking dollar dogs.

You are kidding, right, not oblivious to the fact that this was a comedian making a Photoshop joke about himself?

Nah, man, watch the video all the way through, (replay at :20 second mark), the first bounce definitely hit the yellow top of the wall, the second was very close, neither was even close to the back wall.

Actually, I think it hit off the top of the wall, i.e. hit the yellow line, not above it.

I mean, José Ramírez just did it again, from the other side of the plate, off a different outfielder. And he is 5 for 5 today, with 5 extra base his. This guy is on one hell of a tear. As are the entire Indians.

Last time I was so convinced of an outcome, we ended up with this guy as president instead.

than the guarantee that it turns into $40. 

I just do 5-5-5. Five minutes full pressure in Instant Pot, 5 minutes natural release (then manual release), then 5+ minutes in ice bath, and they peel like a dream, best of the million ways I’ve tried.