And now Arizona just approved concealed carry on college campuses. Start the timer for the next Virginia Tech-style shooting. 

‘Born In The Air’ Pilot Helps Deliver Baby During Flight To Thailand

good example. It makes me think of the a$$holes that want teachers to carry guns. I have been in education for 25+ years and do not trust a lot of teachers to work a copy machine. I do not want them armed. For people to remain calm in a gunfire situation takes way more training than school taxes can pay for and I do…

so, for sure not cops

All the MAGA I know and am related to are in a constant lizard brain state of fear of everything.

Oh, ffs, stop it. Uber has been fair game for Jalopnik since time immemorial and this fuckery deserves to be called out. Unless, of course, you agree with the driver’s sentiment, in which case feel free to get fucked (only, you know, not).

“allow delivery persons “the right to decline any delivery opportunity offered to them.””

That guy is an asshole of the highest order and should get booted from the app as a driver. 

Now that is some good ol fashioned gibbrish right there I tell you what!

It was a crappy attempt... 

But the number of migrants they did move is nowhere near the “thousands” a day that is being claimed. So your gotcha is still absolute bullshit.

Give immigrants three or four generations to assimilate, then they’ll be a threat to the peace and health of the United States. just look at those German Drumpfs, for example.

In today’s news that should surprise absolutely no one: Immigrants who come here to seek a better life, provide for their families, and just want to be left alone are less of a public threat than a militia of drunk and armed rednecks.

Plus, that $38k in Uber fees were never his to start with? Doesn’t Uber collect everything, and then pay him out what he is owed? Attributing that $38k in fees as if it were his income, seems a bit silly from a book keeping perspective. Seems like the article should really say that the Uber driver generated $103k in…

1) Jalopnik writers: always baffled about when to use “its” versus “it’s”.

Whole plot of the show was built around a bootstrap paradox, so they were doing time travel shenanigans before it was cool. 

Well, Zathras has sad life, but will probably have sad death, so at least there is symmetry. 

They brought Zathras back, but not Zathras? I bet this is why Zathras is shunned in every time zone. Zathras knows.