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And that's what I don't understand. Why wouldn't insurance companies be all over this shit? They're paying out more for doomed pregnancies than they would for an abortion. 

It would be funnier if it was a Volkswagen Atlas.

This recap headline contains spoilers for the second episode of Yellowjackets Season 2.

Homonym/punctuation nitpick before the other dorks pile on: “thermonuclear”, not “thermal-nuclear” or “thermo-nuclear”.

*sings* You picked a fine to leave me loose wheel...

His career, and a perfectly fine programme were forever changed because he was held to a standard to which most would not hold their politicians to.

If only Clarkson could exist soley on that show because I actually liked a lot of his car opinions.

Drag strip?!?! DeSantis wants to have a word with Tesla.

But you cannot  make any as an editor anymore because they phased that one right out. 

No, no...I’m reliably assured it was Hillary’s fault for being shrill.

I am going to assume that headrest is the only thing in the interior that doesn’t look like shit.  ND. 

That feels more like Steven Wright.

I saw commercial for the Durango Hellcat that said, “Forget everything you know about performance SUVs!” So I did. And it was a load off my mind.

This post leaves the important bits out. From a Dodge press release:

Step1 : steal cars

If I were given the option of an early C4 Corvette or a Fiero 2M6 or GT, I’d take the Fiero thanks.

“There can’t be a genocide,” he said on his show last week, because “it’s not a legitimate category of being. They’re laboring under a delusion. And so we need to correct that delusion.”

i suppose we could start saying the same thing about right-wing, christo-facist conservatives too then?

...he claimed he just learned that his degree was in Liberal Studies after requesting his official transcript. “When I pulled my transcript to verify, I realized I was mistaken,” Ogles said in a statement. “I apologize for my misstatement.”

My Jeep has this feature, but some jack-wad software engineer thought it would make sense to have BOTH mirrors do this. I’m sure there’s probably no good reason to have a drivers side mirror when I’m parallel parking... except, ya know, to see the cars coming up behind me to make sure it’s still safe to proceed.

+1 for the stupid always-illuminated gauges.  So many people these days drive at night without their lights on because of this stupid change made to cars in recent years.