If Starship can do everything its designers hope, that will be a non-issue (and all signs point to a complete success). The Moon will likely have its own satellite ‘constellation’ in no time, complete with laser-based interconnects, like the in-development Starlink satellites that will be deployed by Starship. And…

No, no...I’m reliably assured it was Hillary’s fault for being shrill.

I am going to assume that headrest is the only thing in the interior that doesn’t look like shit.  ND. 

That feels more like Steven Wright.

So, you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?

I saw commercial for the Durango Hellcat that said, “Forget everything you know about performance SUVs!” So I did. And it was a load off my mind.

This post leaves the important bits out. From a Dodge press release:

So, I hear you like LCD panels...

Step1 : steal cars

If I were given the option of an early C4 Corvette or a Fiero 2M6 or GT, I’d take the Fiero thanks.

“There can’t be a genocide,” he said on his show last week, because “it’s not a legitimate category of being. They’re laboring under a delusion. And so we need to correct that delusion.”

i suppose we could start saying the same thing about right-wing, christo-facist conservatives too then?

Clancy Brown is a goddamn national treasure.

Weirdly, China has now claimed that half of those are their islands, so Japan is back down to 7000.

...he claimed he just learned that his degree was in Liberal Studies after requesting his official transcript. “When I pulled my transcript to verify, I realized I was mistaken,” Ogles said in a statement. “I apologize for my misstatement.”

Now now you know they will be able to “rent” a car from the company store.

My Jeep has this feature, but some jack-wad software engineer thought it would make sense to have BOTH mirrors do this. I’m sure there’s probably no good reason to have a drivers side mirror when I’m parallel parking... except, ya know, to see the cars coming up behind me to make sure it’s still safe to proceed.

+1 for the stupid always-illuminated gauges.  So many people these days drive at night without their lights on because of this stupid change made to cars in recent years. 

The past tense of “lead” is “led” - I’m not sure why actual professional writers have been getting this wrong so much, but it’s really annoying.

How could they line up to take these shots from this government knowing that this government gave smallpox-infested blankets to the First Nations people? Gave syphilis to Black prisoners in Tuskegee? Told us there was weapons of mass destruction before they leveled Iraq and destroyed Libya?

Found the asshole.