Unless it was an escape pod. I hear those can't cloak. 

“Jesus loves the people we hate.”

woke
/wōk/

Instead of the Colbert Bump she gets the Goebbels Bounce.

Didn't you read the article before commenting?

Okay, scientists will pay you $0,004,000.00 to drink it.

Remember when Clinton pointed out during one of the debates that we wouldn’t want a President who can be baited with a Tweet? 

There's no middle ground. It's a sane normal peaceful side vs an insane infantile dangerous side. Individuals can choose which side they want to be on.

How does something you eat survive your stomach acid* and intestines long enough to change the pH of your vagina**, a body part that is separate from your colon and your urethra? How does the supplement get down there? I had a rough bout of BV and yeast infections a few years ago, so I understand wanting to do…

The Supreme Court has decided that your request violates their freedom of religion.

I haven’t even heard of half the cars on this list and the other half only because of articles like this. Especially the NIN, er, KIA  models

These sorts of “gotcha” questions say almost nothing about people’s actual knowledge of female anatomy, but everything about the culture of the acceptability of saying “I don’t know” to a question about female anatomy.

Do you want Ice-nine? Because this is how you get Ice-nine.

From what I heard, the majority of the H-D profit comes from all the accessories and profit.  The bikes are there to sell the clothes not visa versa.

“Go into a Harley dealer looking to buy a LiveWire, and the sales staff will steer you away from those “candy-ass” electric bikes because they’re sure you really want a throbbing V-Twin between your legs.”

Crap lede. Here’s a rewrite: “HD Core business performing, e-bike business may take years to be profitable.” Hey! Kind of like the auto business.

I still think the Panamera is ugly as sin, but at $18,000 I’ve got to admit it looks a bit less ugly.

Saudi Arabia?

What an extraordinarily ignorant view on children and parenting. This may sound shocking, but tiny children often behave very differently from each other, regardless of the parenting method. 

“the mob of jobless employees set fire to their VR headsets.’ (Even though “mob” seems to be the subject of the sentence, it’s actually “employees,” with “a mob of” acting as a modifier.)“