I’ve seen Excel tricks you people wouldn’t believe. INDEX(MATCH functions on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched array functions glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All these Excel tricks will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Porsche CarAIRa.

For fucks sake, let the Fédération Internationale de l’Automobile rule and NOT jackassed Guinness. If this amazing woman died trying to rate a goddamned entry into that dumbfucking stupid ass shit rag then I’ve lost all respect.  Please realize that to be in the Guinness is to be among circus freaks and mutants. 

Hey any step at all that will help put Kars for Kids out of business so we don’t hear that commercial again is fine with me.

‘You don’t have to go outside to Juul at a party,’ she says. ‘It’s definitely something I missed when I switched to Juuling.’

This is disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. 

Ronan Farrow is more gangster than his Papa Frank ever dreamed of being.

Possibly a more pressing question: what are you doing snooping on your partner's phone?

How do you cope with this? Some days it posts pictures, some days it doesn’t? Some days it posts multiple pictures. Then deleting one removes them all. Then some days the posts in your notifications say some people liked something you said. Then tomorrow they ‘saved’ what you said? Then for reasons no one understands…

If only we could harness tiny explosions to propel the vehicle, too! Nah, that’s probably too wild of an idea for the near future.

See also: On occasions when the “good man” is actually busted for what he’s done, the story often shifts to making the man the real victim in the situation, his life tragically ruined, his career sadly damaged. 

I met so many grifters like this when I was in the Special Forces. 

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

What’s so hilarious about correct spelling, hmm?

Even Hitler had a girlfriend right?  Go get your Eva bro.

I can’t wait to hear all the usual suspects on the “Christian” right to object to feeding the hungry, housing the homeless, showing mercy to the criminal, and aiding the widowed and the orphaned. I’m sure the U.S. being a “Christian country” will continue to just mean being anti-abortion (something the Bible never…

An MKIV Frankenstein with 100,000+ miles at $17k? LOL

Why did the freelancer do the job if the contract was never completed? Paul said he had worked with the client before, and they were always reliable. After he signed his part of the document, his contact at company said by email they had received it and he could get started on the work.

Dolores: “You have no idea what my name is, do you?”
Jerry: “...Mulva?”

cancellation is more common, but cancelation is not incorrect

cancellation is more common, but cancelation is not incorrect