I’m not a UPS driver, so I frequently take left hand turns in an urban area.

Or just join the rest of the world and change over to roundabouts for 95% of intersections.

Many lights DO have a sensor on top to detect emergency vehicle lights flashing and [will] change the signal...

I do not think those long shorts hide my fat, but would you rather look at me in Speedos? I’m doing this for you.

Gee, it’s almost like humans have nothing to do with climate doesn’t it? But the adherents of the Religion of Global Warming...oops, Climate Change...or whatever they’re calling it now...will believe regardless of what the data continues to show.

I have never been to a soccer game or a beer festival, but I have met Germans, so I categorically have only seen Germans outside of those two locations — and they were all soft-spoken, intelligent, and engaging. I’m not saying that all of them match that description, but I’ll defend my anecdote to the grave, I tell ya.

Germany does indeed contain Bavaria, but it contains neither Switzerland nor Tain L’Hermitage, France, the home of the best chocolate in the world, Valrhona.

Starred for the Coen Bros reference.

1) Accidents happen, isn’t this the pro-choice argument for abortion?

And yet somehow you missed the part that explained exactly what you were wondering about.

He wants names? Give the little piece of shit my name.

What? No Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

What, exactly, was wrong with that phrase? We’ve all seen plenty of adulterated English passed off as Gawker content; this isn’t that.

I was wondering who would be stupid enough to actually take this at face value, and then I saw the Trump Tag of “democrat cities.” Checks out.

This was never a thing. This bullshit went around the web a few years ago, and it wasn’t true then; I doubt it’s suddenly gotten any more true now.

The lie is that he said he paid $78 for the burger and whiskey in the picture, and as had been said, unless the whiskey was Pappy Blue or something, that’s just not possible. (Ok; a shot of Pappy Blue would probably cost hundreds, and there’s no way an airport bar would stock it, but you get the point.)

I don’t care whether anything you had to say was worthwhile; I am starring you for your saintly use of the SPOILERS tag.

I can’t fathom not understanding it. What’s unclear?

IANA rocket surgeon, but why wouldn’t this be as simple as

For dinner?