Sure they do.

DJs, huh? That’s a fair comparison, if you want to call someone playing a prerecorded tape of someone else’s music a “performer.”

The fact that AA lets me use Waze as my navigation app over Google Maps is one of the only reasons I can live with it.

The last sights we see of Cavill’s Geralt is him handing the doll back to the young girl, getting his horse, and walking off into the the distance with Jaskier and now Milva by his side.

The City of Chicago’s Revenue department just shit its collective pants.

That is not remotely accurate.

If any one conservative supports the CDC’s actions here, they should be flayed alive in the public square for questioning the fundamental Republican Party platform plank — one of the few actual policies they have left — that regulation is a communist plot meant to strangle the Machiavellian perfection of the…

How long before Fox News starts crying that Ozempic is a Democrat [sic] plot to kill off Trump supporters, who are probably overrepresented among the obese and/or diabetic or something?

I’m thinking the typo “speech-to-text” in place of its converse is one of the more entertaining things I’ll see all day today.

I don’t think a full-sized one is necessary here; a Barbie-scale example should take care of what we need.

*prosthetic

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for ‘em.

is there a reason that only Creamy was chosen for this list? because crunchy is the way to go

Here’s a keyring-mountable combo spring-loaded centerpunch and seatbelt cutter:

As an old fart who couldn’t make it up those stairs in a week, I couldn’t help but notice that you only said you go down those steps several times a week; not up.

I did not know that even I could be this pedantic, but...

the above is presuming that, given the original mass was on a collision course, that the majority of debris is *still* on a collision course.

Hah! As Pluto can tell you, by definition (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IAU_definition_of_planet), neither of these things can be called a planet.

The “wild speculation” occurred only after the woman was safe at home, right? The cops still did their job?

I vote we should all boycott AA for the same three years.