Based on your review here, I found myself disagreeing with your assessment, which was making me feel like maybe I actually want to see this film, despite the Farrelly Brothers-like quality I picked up from the trailers. I mean,how is the helicopter parents joke un-PC? It’s un-PC to suggest that incest violates social…

If they use asymmetric encryption, this could make any and all rollbacks (that don’t involve complicity by the automaker!) detectable.

So they’re sorry that the quote about indoctrinating our youth came from Hitler, but they are still totally proud of the goal of indoctrinating our youth? In this context, apologizing makes no sense; you’re already proudly admitting that you’re Nazis.

it’s incredible anyone ever got in that metal tube at all

What part of a milliseconds-length implosion rips you apart?

That guy should have—and not saying he shoulders any blame for not doing so, but—immediately gone to the authorities.

Remember the whole NASA/Boeing input thing regarding materials?

Well that came about with the idea of exploring the oceans of Titan and other such places. But such a vessel would need to save weight, for launch and transport considerations there. And would you look at that we have lots of oceans here, so working with…

Well, I have to recuse myself from Scott Bakula-related discussion because I have unfairly associated him with my hatred for the (common) misuse of the term “quantum leap.”

I would ask if that implies that she is one of those Vanderpump people, but to do so, I would have to care about the answer.

If I could, I would travel back in time to ruin my parents’ first date and make sure that I’d never been alive to read that sentence.

*dodges incoming Voyager hate

I enjoy it. Might be different when it’s directed at you.

To learn how to ride your 600lbs American MegaGlide let’s start you off on a 250lbs Chinese bike

Say you flip over 13 cards out of a standard 52 card deck. 10 of them are black, 3 of them are red. There are now 16 black cards and 23 red cards in the deck. The odds that the next card (or any card remaining) will be red is 23/39, or about 59%

Nope. It is titled as an R32.

Any business that claims anything besides profit is their top priority has entered the room lying.

So you’re suggesting that the Teamsters negotiated a contract that gives new drivers a $6/hr wage? Or are you just talking out of your ass?

You are correct that Mr. Hurler is incorrect. The starting wage for a 22.4 is $20.50/hr, with increases every 12 months for 4 years. I can’t imagine where he got the figure $6.00/hr.

Because I am a pedant at heart, I want to clarify that Hillary’s “basket of deplorables” comment was limited to what she loosely termed “half” of Trump’s supporters, and referred explicitly to — and I quote:

Did this bad copycat seriously refer to the 1st Amendment as the 2nd Amendment? Was that supposed to be a joke, d’ya think? Is this maybe overall merely a bad attempt at parody?