My Ford’s factory remote start system shuts off when you open any car door.

Methinks that number is about 75% too low.

I’m wondering if they actually shut down a UFO, highly unlikely, but not outside the realm of probability.

You missed semicolon usage and “who” vs “whom,” which I feel are two of the biggies. The use of “who” in place of “whom” is quickly becoming accepted practice due to overwhelming (mis)use.

(And, I supposed, there’s also always the question of when to include which punctuation marks inside quotation marks, as in the…

Before he was Groot and drove cars through skyscrapers, one of Vin Diesel’s most famous role was playing Dick Riddick in 2000's Pitch Black.

Your inability to tell when it’s being used ironically is showing

I did not realize that the so-far released set of episodes was only half a season; it seemed like it reached something of a conclusion to me (to the extent that I can remember the plot today).

Only assholes who unironically use “woke” use “cancel culture.” (In other words, your Fox News is showing.)

Yes, many of us noticed the use of the word “vagina” in the article title when “vulva” is correct — as we did when we read the preceding article this one updates. Funny story, though, if you actually RTFA, you will see this:

Adrianne Curry?

Since I can’t a damn gif to work - “Now, that’s a name I have not heard in a long time.”

Twitter didn’t delete the tweet, but Teigen herself did.

wait... which was it?

First: The plural of “thing” is not “thing’s.”

You forgot the part where the drug-resistant strains of TB she may be cultivating have the right to life, too!

And if you do read the contract and spot the clause that says that no deal is final until the load is approved, you would tend to gloss right over it because the dealership already lied to you and told you that the loan was approved, so that clause doesn’t apply; it just merges in with the dozens of pieces of broad…

I have been to a lot of chiropractors over a lot of years, but I’ve never seen one use anything like the object in her hand in this photo. I was assuming this was a photo she uses as her professional head shot in promo materials for her business — and therefore that thing must be related to chiropractic treatment — but…

*conservatives’

They’re going to have a very hard time shaking their reputation.

Not bullshit. Read what you quoted: “...the company made just under $59 million licensing its trademarks.” In other words: Products that it does not sell. Products that are manufactured and sold by others. So your own citation proves your point to be wrong.

So where was all the energy stored that was released as heat when the ice recrystallized? Can water’s hydrogen bonds somehow absorb that extra energy?