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Someone did a good an illegal thing and doesn’t want to be credited for it?

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I read this as “There are legitimate problems with the car that I am responsible for, but I don’t want to publicly announce that because I’m trying to sell it as being in perfect condition.”

But do we know that the scab knew that gun had previously misfired?

So... no new feature where you can connect to a damn bluetooth device?

I suppose there may be a pizzeria somewhere that diverges from the rule that larger pizzas give you more pizza per penny, but I have never seen one. I did not realize that there was anyone who thought it might be the case that two mediums were a better deal. Shit, I know math is hard and all, but come on; this is a…

Pizza Hut? Seriously? You don’t have to be a pizza snob to reject out of hand recommendations on pizza “quality” that cite the products available from nationwide chains.

Planned Parenthood receives Federal (and other levels of government) funding, so political statements (or actions) are off the table. That is not their mission -- and if it were, they would need to split that off into a PAC.

And, as AOC had to explain to those deficient in basic biology knowledge — which is, unfortunately, essentially all Republican politicians — being two weeks late on your period is not only unusual or concerning, it’s downright normal for many women.

These two Rules of Congressional Decorum come pretty close, at least:

Who the hell would PAY MONEY to suffer through those horrible leg massagers they force you to wear in ICU when you’re bedridden? HATE HATE HATE.

Who the hell would PAY MONEY to suffer through those horrible leg massagers they force you to wear in ICU when…

I think getting it out to change a flat with a trunk full of luggage would be even more of an ass-pain than an under-floor placement, as is pretty standard now.

I doubt there are very many people nostalgic for the days before the theory of relativity or the invention of penicillin.

Well, I guess I could be persuaded to take the job.

So..... Springforms in Seattle?

Okay, but the AMOC doesn’t have to halt, or even slow that much, to have dire consequences. Climate scientists believe that a ~10% slowdown caused the Little Ice Age.

What Is the Absolute Most True Song Lyric of All Time?

I am familiar with exactly one of those references: the Bermuda Triangle, which I know to be no more or less prone to air or ship disappearances than any other area of the oceans.

I’ve said this before, and I’m sire I’ll have to say it again: the Democrats screwed up the confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh worse than pretty much everything else they’ve screwed up.