To be clear, this is NOT an Earth system process that was previously unknown to scientists. What these craters represent is an Earth system process that was previously known to scientists only through the geologic record. So this is a revolutionary opportunity to study these phenomena in nature as opposed to in an ice…

Dogs and cats living together? Mass hysteria!

The REAL git-box conspiracy is how, almost 50 years ago, the Deep State Illuminati Pizzagate Democrats suckered Joe Walsh into using their evil schematic to build a voicebox pedal for Peter Frampton that was designed to enslave the world when Frampton’s 1976 smash live double album, Frampton Comes Alive, dominated…

So you must believe that his banning now will guarantee his reelection in 2020.

Damn. Came here expecting B00BS and am leaving disappointed.

So this is a tongue exerciser that builds up muscle strength so that the tongue is less likely to slide back and obstruct the throat (hence causing snoring/apnea), and it operates in the same way as do those fat-burning belts that stimulate stomach muscles while you watch TV? So does this mean that those obviously…

Not a pod racer, Elizabeth; a land speeder. Different animals.

I’m guessing this Adam Driver story gained traction because of the justifiable believability of hating women with folding chairs. I see a woman with a folding chair, and I see red.

I think you accidentally some quotes there.

Personally, I wouldn’t say Trump’s election was due to Russian interference. I would say it was due to

This. They aren’t even pretending to have a defense; this top-flight, cracker-jack legal dream team is claiming:

Or a fuzzy match.

...let us not forget that that same Mueller report laid out the evidence for 11 separate possible charges on which Congress could impeach (of which less than half would have probably been non-starters) and then implicitly instructed Congress to impeach using those grounds. Good thing the Democrats sat on their…

Autotune.

I always considered TNG to be a Worf-centric series anyway; far an away the most interesting/exciting episodes were the ones that dealt with the House of Mogh. Favorite line in the entire series: “K’Ehleyr was my MATE!"

Exactly. You can’t safely cook ground beef alone to medium rare, so adding ground pork isn’t changing anything.

Is there someone on jalop who doesn’t know that? Seems unlikely.

Attributing this level of delusion to mental health is disrespectful to the countless people with mental health struggles who didn’t spend the past four years descending in to this swamp.

So, it’s turtles all the way down, then?

The only authoritative law would be the Constitution (including Amendment 20), which establishes the date and time, but no other details. It is reasonable to assume that the prescribed time should be interpreted to be Eastern Standard Time, so the inauguration could be held in Red Square and it would still be…