I think you meant to say “Hey, 1995 Called, It Wants Its Compromised, Insecure Encryption Standards Back.”

I think you meant to say “Hey, 1995 Called, It Wants Its Compromised, Insecure Encryption Standards Back.”

Three-spoke wheels with 100 degrees of unsupported arc, huh? Better be sure to only drive on mirror-smooth surfaces free of the slightest imperfection.

I have discovered the breaker bar!

I fucking hate domain squatters. Asshole bottom feeders. I have a hard time seeing any difference between that and what this woman is doing — but then, I can’t feel bad for a fraternity, so I guess I don’t care which of these dicks wins.

Then, again, your experience differs from mine.

What? So babies can’t have their own remake of Coma?

I’m not talking about dragging knees, I’m talking about dragging parts on the ground taking average freeway onramp curves at normal, sane traffic speeds. Which has happened for me on at least a dozen different Harleys I’ve ridden on very undemanding chaperoned corporate fixed-route test rides that consisted of surface…

So I

Since it is now 3 days too late to recommend this comment for COTD, I have no reservations about going all the way to COTW.

Came to the comments for this. Leaving satisfied.

Okay, but only if you also remember to frequently tell us that we look prettier when we smile.

Including ignorance of grammar rules?

Harleys have had self-canceling turn signals for at least 20 years. I’m inferring that you find this to be a good thing, while I personally fucking hate them. I was able to disable them with a single wire on my 2000, but newer bikes are all computer controlled; no simple wiring to mess with.

If you asked the average non-rider what a Harley looks like, they’d probably point to the Street Glide an FX Softail in a lineup.

Hmm, Boris Johnson a fascist? Yeah, I guess that checks out.

So that’s a Matador!

IIRC, those aren’t wire wheels; they’re hubcaps.

You mean spam, spam, spam,spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam!?

EDIT THIS HEADLINE TO REMOVE THE CONSPIRACY-ENABLING REFERENCE TO “CHEMTRAILS.”

And on the other hand, the Eagles’ live version of Hotel California is far and away the WORST live version of a GREAT studio recording ever.