No thanks. I already have one asshole cat; definitely do not want another.

Thank you for saying what I came here to post so that I didn’t have to think it out.

That is clearly the number one worst.

When you said “G8 GT”, I imagined it parked in a car port next to a trailer home.

Hey! A little warning before subjecting unsuspecting innocents to the tortuous warblings of Autotuned rap “music” would seem to be only common decency, Jason!

that tedious argument about how there was no year 0

Step Out *Of* Your Shower.

Step Out *Of* Your Shower.

Because. And it’s not a box truck, anyway; a box truck has a cab which is closed off from the box, whereas UPS package cars have a door in the bulkhead to allow access from the cab to the rear.

Is there a tag for comments that cite this untrue “fact”?

I work for UPS. I wish I had a dollar for every time I read popular myths like this; it would really help to supplement the low wage they pay me.

*Whom

Um, 1 cochrane unit. Duh.

I just don’t get it. All reports I’ve seen have indicated and continue to indicate that 100% of these cases have been caused by the vaping of black-market, counterfeit, poisoned THC cartridges that contain contaminants. And yet the majority of the press continues to report on the issue as if it is related to all…

A blacked-out Softail. So, a Night Train.

Nah, just cough up $800 (probably more by now; that’s a 10-year-old price off the top of my head) for a hydraulic clutch.

It is also quite common. There are at least two within two hours of me in Chicago. Cars, buses, trains, minisubs, airplanes — they’ll sink anything in these quarries.

Correction: You accidentally added the word “glorified” in the last sentence of paragraph 6.

I would star this comment, but for several weeks, Chrome won’t let me star anything on Gawker sites.

*Dust* off and nuke the site from orbit.