The evil supposedly shows each person their greatest fear...

For the record, you no longer need to shake Polaroids.

Or just changing “result” to “cause.”

Julie Andrews is one of the all-time actresses of her generation...

...a box of chocolate bars that she was selling for a high-school fundraiser in the backseat—you know, those really good ones...

You, my good sir, have elucidated the core takeaway here: don’t leave food in anything you don’t want ripped open in Bear Country. (Exceptions for sufficiently armored containers designed to withstand bears.)

And yet neither of these videos answer the real question here — to which I am certain the answer is still snow tires — which is whether all-wheel drive and all-season tires are better or worse than front-wheel drive and snow tires.

Thing is, it’s incredibly rare to encounter conditions that slippery in the wild...I have on probably 5 occasions in my 25 year driving history, in the upper midwest, encountered skating-rink-levels of slipperiness on the road.

“[The Obama White House] tried to demonize [Fox News] on a daily basis,” Garrett said.

And yet this will persuade exactly zero Republicans to not vote for her.

That’s not a Pinto. You built a Chevy Citation.

I am a Chevy Malibu. In every way, I am almost as good as a Ford Fusion.

Dealers will be incentivized to sell these for the simple reason that buyers will return to the store for the free fast charge -- and buy t-shirts and accessories while they wait. That (and service) is where they make their money, and they’ll do anything they can to get their customer base to stop by the store as…

Other than “juvenile delinquency” and “early behavior problems”, the list exactly matches our pathologically lying, racist, dictator-groveling president. As if that outcome is any surprise.

The patriarchy in Sabrina is that within the system of witchcraft (the devil being a guy who rules over the witches)

“fiscally conservative, socially liberal”

the questionable constitutionality of summarily administered torture by police officers

Now I want cookies.

So basically you’d vote for the worst possible least qualified person if they said they were running for which ever political side you side with? Because thats pretty much what you just said.

The premise hasn’t aged well, but the jokes are still gold