So 25 shorts-and-sandals-wearing idiots on crotch rockets weaving through traffic, riding the shoulders, and splitting lanes (in a location where lane splitting is illegal) at 90-plus mph while popping wheelies represents good tendencies?

“Heifer;” and yes.

when what she wants is to reduce citations and arrests for driving without a license.

ETA: I reread the article and found that my comment was in error.

Hey, Yesha Callahan.

*its

Let’s talk about the situation where the “left land hog” IS passing traffic on the right, but just not fast enough for the even hoggier left land hog behind them.

Just going slower than surrounding traffic is causing a hazard. Many people in the left lane aren’t even going the speed limit. The problem is not speeding but speed differential.

The media is cowardly because they think Trump is popular and represents the Heartland or some sort of bullshit like that.

So let me get this straight: It’s mothafuckin 2018, and people still publicly cop to believing in muthafuckin astrology?

So it’s got that going for it.

I suppose I should create a separate Grammar Nazi user name to post this off-point complaint, but I’m too lazy.

In my personal experience, the central cheese-thinning central to your premise has never occurred. Perhaps your observations are specific to American cheese, and not the real cheeses that a truly adequate man would put on his burgers?

A couple of comments about making hummus:

The show is in an existential crisis, and I think we can all agree that the one thing most lacking from today’s TV offerings is Jon Stewart. So the obvious solution is Kevin Can Wait for Godot: Kevin sits on a bench for the entire show, joined by a different celebrity guest star each week, and they muse about the…

Good parents teach their kids how to drive properly before handing them the keys, so they shouldn’t have a need for most safety features.

Luckily, we no longer need these sorts of advisory committees, because Donald Trump has made a deal with the atmosphere and climate change is no longer a problem.

Seriously!! I never had allergies up until a few years ago and now I’m like “give me 100 packs of claritin”

only a massive dumbass would buy a 900RR as a first bike.

It’s not due to mixing up hands, it’s because airbags were invented. Having your hand in front of the wheel would be bad in the event the airbag is deployed.