Just going slower than surrounding traffic is causing a hazard. Many people in the left lane aren’t even going the speed limit. The problem is not speeding but speed differential.

The media is cowardly because they think Trump is popular and represents the Heartland or some sort of bullshit like that.

So let me get this straight: It’s mothafuckin 2018, and people still publicly cop to believing in muthafuckin astrology?

So it’s got that going for it.

I suppose I should create a separate Grammar Nazi user name to post this off-point complaint, but I’m too lazy.

In my personal experience, the central cheese-thinning central to your premise has never occurred. Perhaps your observations are specific to American cheese, and not the real cheeses that a truly adequate man would put on his burgers?

A couple of comments about making hummus:

The show is in an existential crisis, and I think we can all agree that the one thing most lacking from today’s TV offerings is Jon Stewart. So the obvious solution is Kevin Can Wait for Godot: Kevin sits on a bench for the entire show, joined by a different celebrity guest star each week, and they muse about the…

Good parents teach their kids how to drive properly before handing them the keys, so they shouldn’t have a need for most safety features.

Luckily, we no longer need these sorts of advisory committees, because Donald Trump has made a deal with the atmosphere and climate change is no longer a problem.

Seriously!! I never had allergies up until a few years ago and now I’m like “give me 100 packs of claritin”

only a massive dumbass would buy a 900RR as a first bike.

It’s not due to mixing up hands, it’s because airbags were invented. Having your hand in front of the wheel would be bad in the event the airbag is deployed.

when was the last time you, a serious car buyer, got excited to plop your hard-earned money down on a Fiesta, Fusion, Focus or Taurus?

I cannot understand what motivates someone to drive drunk.

Ah, but will Google Maps ever master rural-style directions?

I know. It’s not like S. California doesn’t have a rich hispanic population who know how to make a taco right.

As an Engineering undergrad, we were explicitly told that we were now Engineers, and that we should refer to ourselves as such (despite the fact that graduation and a professional certification test lay between us and actual Engineeringhood). So I’m feeling obliged to cut him a little slack —but not much. If he were…

As much as I agree that it should be illegal to publicly espouse Republican beliefs, that doesn’t give citizens the right to go all vigilante on some random fascist’s ass.

Dag you missed the entire point of the scorpion story.