So it’s got that going for it.

I suppose I should create a separate Grammar Nazi user name to post this off-point complaint, but I’m too lazy.

In my personal experience, the central cheese-thinning central to your premise has never occurred. Perhaps your observations are specific to American cheese, and not the real cheeses that a truly adequate man would put on his burgers?

A couple of comments about making hummus:

Cue the production of a dozen cheesy SyFy Channel shows about Megacomets threatening Earth.

The show is in an existential crisis, and I think we can all agree that the one thing most lacking from today’s TV offerings is Jon Stewart. So the obvious solution is Kevin Can Wait for Godot: Kevin sits on a bench for the entire show, joined by a different celebrity guest star each week, and they muse about the…

Good parents teach their kids how to drive properly before handing them the keys, so they shouldn’t have a need for most safety features.

Luckily, we no longer need these sorts of advisory committees, because Donald Trump has made a deal with the atmosphere and climate change is no longer a problem.

All the emotional arcs of the film were completed.

My vote is that the main source of unease you’re getting from this pastiche (of sorts) is the subconscious feeling of dissonance caused by the juxtaposition of HF’s face uttering words in another’s voice. Other than that, I thought this registered fairly low on the creep-out-meter.

Dafuq, Matt?

I dont know if I can mentally seperate Keanu Reeves and John Wick now.

Mueller was investigating “collusion”.

Seriously!! I never had allergies up until a few years ago and now I’m like “give me 100 packs of claritin”

only a massive dumbass would buy a 900RR as a first bike.

It’s not due to mixing up hands, it’s because airbags were invented. Having your hand in front of the wheel would be bad in the event the airbag is deployed.

Thank the gods they cut the same action in over and over and over and over so that 20 seconds worth of action took 2 minutes. That wasn’t annoyingly repetitious at all.

when was the last time you, a serious car buyer, got excited to plop your hard-earned money down on a Fiesta, Fusion, Focus or Taurus?

I cannot understand what motivates someone to drive drunk.

Starred for Gilliam and Bakshi.