It was obvious that there were no weapons. Except most people didn’t listen to the experts who knew what they were talking about.

Yeah. I hear Hillary supporters talk about the Iraq war all the time. It’s not like they never want to hear anything bad about their candidate, in favor of hearing about how bad Trump is. That’s for setting me straight.

Fair point. Then again, there’s no such thing as bad publicity, and Trump probably believes that more than anyone else, given both his extreme narcissism and his would-withstand-him-shooting-an-innocent-in-the-street-in-broad-daylight-on-camera-level of invulnerability.

Is your point that we shouldn’t vote for Jagger for US President? That Jagger’s behavior makes Trumps’ acceptable? Or simply that you were free-associating on your keyboard?

It’s almost like he ... wants to throw the election.

I had the same experience: On two separate occasions, I tried Atkins and lost 20 lbs in 4 weeks, and then plateaued there. Perhaps oddly, I was 10 lbs heavier when I tried it the second time, and still lost the same 20 lbs.

So much spin made by one ballerina.

Taxes took down Capone, and this asshole’s just as much of a goon, so maybe this will be his taxes.

This, I swear, is a true story, although it did not happen to me, and I only heard about it after the fact.

By using the term “hoverboard” to refer to this skateboard, YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

Unless the rules have changed since I went through driver’s ed, it’s my job to worry about the traffic in front of me, not behind me.

it is far more likely that the gun you own will be used to harm yourself or your loved ones than used against some outside intruder.

Just because the dude diddled kids, doesn’t make his music any less good.

So the argument, made by every gun owner on my facebook feed in the last few weeks, that the AR-15 is “not actually an assault rifle”. Coherent or incoherent?

I remember the internal conflict I felt when this song hit the airwaves. (Note to younger readers: Music used to be transmitted through the air to things called radios.) My distaste for dance music butted up against my respect for Eddie V’s guitar work, and I was forced to rethink my categorical rejection of an entire…

Why speak ill? The man’s dead.

Advertising was my major in college and I whole-heartedly endorse this as the best advert ever!

When I bought my first brand new car from a dealership, I thought I needed receipts to prove I’d performed periodic maintenance according to the manufacturer’s schedule in case I made a warranty claim, so I reluctantly switched from my habit of doing my own maintenance and started bringing my car to Jiffy Lube so I…

I think the Iffy Lube guy (thanks for that) was totally not at fault. He didn’t start waving until the car was well on its way to being in the pit. was frantically pointing to his right to indicate veer left right up to the last second, where he clearly switched to a wave-off indicating to stop.