Wouldn't that have been awesome.

That 5-disk set is five slightly different cuts of "Chariots of Fire."

Dino De Laurentiis at least dreamed bigger than Golan & Globus.

Tom Hardy's Captain Picard clone in Star Trek: Nemesis didn't look anything like Patrick Stewart's Captain Picard, if that gives you any comfort.

They should play "Born in the USA" when Paige has her first kill.

"Butterfly of Love" is the name of my Brady Bunch tribute band.

Born in the USA.

Maybe that's how he found out about goings-on on this season of The Apprentice. It would be funny if the thing that actually brings him down was ordering illegal wiretaps on Schwarzenegger.

I just assumed he wasn't super convinced by Gruber's fake American accent.

"Nawt be-kaws it is easy, but be-kaws it is haaahd!"

Maybe ALL the crazy crap that's happened in the last year is future Matt Damon screwing up the timeline.

Steve Buscemi with a big poofy gray wig.

"JESUS CHRIST WE CUT THE WRONG LEG OFF OF WARREN BEATTY. SHIT. NOW WE HAVE TO KILL FAYE DUNAWAY. THERE CAN BE NO WITNESSES! CULLINAN, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

I look forward to the zany Coen Brothers film about the Oscars where Matt Damon plays this guy.

That dress is hideous.

What a man-baby. Sad!

FOUR HUNDRED QUATLOOS ON FRANK STALLONE!

The big-budget award should be a little gold statue of Baron Harkonnen from David Lynch's "Dune." We could call the award the "Dunie," as in "Zack Snyder won his eleventh Dunie for his misdirection of Batman v Matter Eater Lad, widely considered a masterpiece of bad superhero cinema surpassing even Snyder's earlier…

They retired that award after Rocky III.

It wasn't directed by a convicted felon, I guess.