“All right, HAL, then I’ll come in through the emergency checkbook.”

Just to the right! Exactly!

I had a professor who did his dissertation on the tulip bubble. I bet he’s really excited.

Who the fuck knows, man. We’re through the fucking looking glass.

So, if you’re not gray here does that mean you’re not gray on the other Gizmodo sites? How does that weird gray commenter underclass thing work, anyway?

Oh shit, it did!

They certainly do seem at least fascist-curious.

That happened to me too.

So Tormund is the reincarnation of Yukon Cornelius, the Ginger Who Was Prophesied. It all adds up. Poor Night King.

Robert meant Joffrey and Sansa. He wasn't referring to Gendry.

I'm sure Euron will take that news well.

Everybody that's not a weasel was killed off. All the remaining Northern houses are led by sassy kids or elderly weasels.

It's some dumbass Guns of Navarrone Dirty Dozen bullshit, all right.

In the animated series Kirk uses his magic powers (!) to protect Satan from aliens who look like Thanksgiving pageant Pilgrims. Guess we should be thankful JJ didn't spend $200 million recreating THAT.

If it has to be film industry Trump supporters, then I guess everybody is just Scott Baio in a motion-capture suit.

It should open with Gary Busey as Eric in the future, in federal prison, explaining how it all went down. It's all a flashback narrated by long-time convict Eric.

Yeah, album is the work, and record is the medium. If you went to a music store in 1990 and asked where the new Sinead O'Connor album was, the clerk would gesture and say "CDs over there, records are over there" and then silently judge you for your musical tastes.

ALL ARE MACY'S NOW!

At things. You know.

Tessio WAS smarter!