Who would win in a jailhouse convicted-felon brawl, Dinesh D’souza, or Roman Polanski?

What Simpsons episode is that from?

"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was circumcised."

Jack Black had a good idea of what a Hyundai Sonata costs.

There should be one in California, since they built them there, one at the Kennedy Space Center, since they launched them there, and one at Houston, because Mission Control and fuck that Schumer guy.

They built the goddamned thing at Rockwell plants in California. The goddamned rocket boosters were built in Alabama.

Sadly, no.

Maybe he did all the stunt-fart foley work in the fart sketch.

They basically did zero makeup to make cast members look like presidents in 70s skits. It was basically "Put on this suit and tie and..go!"

Dude, every single one of us is a skeleton NOW.

Trump probably thinks Frederick Douglass is the dad in "My Three Sons."

Does the audience see a dress rehearsal and then the live show?

Be a shame if we had to leave a garrison here.

I saw it at a theater near a navy base, and about half the audience was navy recruits who thought it was deadly serious, and the other half was college kids who thought it was hilarious satire.

I concur. There is no crumpled foil anywhere on their backpacks.

"IT WAS THE BEST ATTENDED WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER OF ALL TIME! OF ALL! TIME!"

At least Jackson had the decency to give Aragorn pants, instead of the mini-skirt Bakshi gave him.

Plato preferred Bakshi's LOTR to Jacksons, so I think we can just ignore anything he says.

*he will know your ways as if born to them*

You'd be surprised.