The Star Trek VI publicity photo would have to be weirdly cropped to remove that chick who wasn't Saavik.

That just looks like a mess.

Nope. You could seamlessly watch the 2009 movie and then this one and it would work fine.

I was glad to see them uphold the fine Star Trek tradition of every other Starfleet captain being a dangerous asshole.

In the novelization Scotty recognized the guy's name as being the inventor.

Dax is the hardcore fan who actually banged a Star Trek celebrity at a con.

Yeah, I guess those are backwards.

William Shatner should have been the voice shouting at Kirk over the phone in the Corvette in the 1st JJ movie.

That's a pretty good weekend of movies.

Star Wars.

William Shatner should play Chris Pine's obnoxious grandfather.

Or people in 2006 Manhattan having completely forgotten 9/11 happened.

So you could tell his action figure apart.

Uncanny Valley, that's what.

You can't find a middle ground or have a productive dialog. That's the problem.

Who would James Gandolfini have been? Stone? Detective Box?

John Harriso—oh. Guess not.

The destruction of the Kelvin created a whole new timeline, which for some reason is about 30% more gay. Antimatter or wormholes or something.

Yeah, I think Rocky & Bullwinkle was the moment he said "fuck it."

Maybe we can get de Niro and Michael Caine to do a Jaws sequel.