They made her Queen of All Asteroids because they felt sorry for her.

I want to see a gritty reboot of "The Mummy" that uses this version of "Walk Like An Egyptian" in the opening sequence. It should also be used in the trailer.

I went and saw a showing of the old-school 3-D print of Creature From The Black Lagoon at Wakulla Springs, the Florida state park where it was filmed.

I was kind of interested in Bernie Sanders but I'm not going to vote for him if he's going to kill Chewbacca.

The lad is now telling riveting stories at dinner parties about what a dick Alec Guinness was.

Apparently not.

Leaving out the scouring of the Shire is like cutting out the final battle between power-suit Ripley and the alien queen in Aliens.

I have two objections to Movie Faramir. It was bad in terms of the story, and bad in terms of time management.

The movie would not have been improved by having ten minutes of Robin Williams capering about singing drug-addled nonsense while Elijah Wood looks on in confusion. I don't get the Bombadil crowd, either.

Does this guy think Biff Tannen is actually the hero of Back to the Future as well?

Nope.

Slaves.

So, by season three she becomes Superman? That'll be interesting.

When I was a kid, I remember reading a bunch of my cousin's old DC comics. My recollection of early 70s Supergirl comics is that "Superman is far off in space" was an excuse that came up a lot.

Jimmy Olsen is Peter Parker without powers.

Really? Keep fucking that chicken, Bill.

No, no. It's a small government paradise. The Emperor dissolved the Senate and the bureaucracy and gave regional governors direct control! Power went from the federal government back to the states, just like Space James Madison wanted! There is the minor detail of the federal government now having the power to blow up…

WE HAD TO DESTROY ALDERAAN IN ORDER TO SAVE IT.

Goddamn, that was a good movie.

I kept expecting that to happen.