February 5? What the hell kind of release date is that?

There were plans around 1980 or so to make a big Dallas-like potboiler network miniseries out of it. That would probably have been interesting.

Her nonfiction is as crappy as her novels.

I'm pretty sure there aren't many people who praise Waterworld as a towering piece of philosophy, and I don't think there are any congressmen who give their new staffers a copy of Waterworld and talk about how inspirational it is.

Faye Dunaway was going to be Dagny in the ca. 1980 miniseries that fell through.

Daniel Day Lewis would have been good.

I imagine Ian McKellan would have beaten him to death with his staff on day one.

God bless you, internet.

Wonder what ol' Rolf Benirschke is up to these days.

WHICH version of A Christmas Carol? They are not all created equal.

I really thought it was going to end with Davros actually dying after he and the Doctor share a moment, with the twist being Missy taking Davros's place, and Clara being trapped as a Dalek.

That photoshoppery is not great.

I watched that joyless Ten Commandments reboot Ridley Scott made.

He was taking a break from signing autographs.

Cameo status is based on screen time, not lead time for the announcement.

I was there too. I saw Ernie Hudson eat a sandwich in the basement of the Marriott!

Those are pretty awful, honestly.

Repetition isn't rhyming, George. The word "shit" doesn't rhyme with the word "shit."

Apparently so.

Who has time for that? I just buy a big bag of pre-made semi-colons at Costco. Bag lasts a long time.