The Who did.

They had to start their shows with something or other before that song came out in the 80s. If they'd never written that song I guess they'd still be opening with Mr Bojangles or How Much Is That Doggie In the Window or whatever.

More or less.

They destroyed Lane's horcrux last season, when Alternate Universe Sal sacrificed himself and opened the Dark Portal, allowing Ken to obtain the Eye of Baal.

I kind of wish the secretary answering the phone at Joan's home office was Meredith. I also would have enjoyed Sal handing Joan a storyboard.

Joan's deal was originally a million, in two installments of half a million each. She got 50 cents on the dollar for the second 500k, so she ended up with 750 k overall.

That sounds like a dark reboot of "Roger Rabbit." I would watch that.

I've been wondering what those plucky Rebel kids have been up to these last thirty years. Having whacky adventures, no doubt. Those kids.

If you're an AV Club Preferred Member at the Platinum or Diamond level, you can dislike stuff right out of the box. It's just the Gold members and peasants that have to wait.

Last film I saw last century was Galaxy Quest.

That bothered me, too. Why does a robot need lips?

Wish I'd seen it at a Cinebistro.

It is a fine film.

"Never mind! I shall collapse upon my marble fainting floor!"

Christ, are we sending the bucket down to bang around the bottom of the long-dry "Rollo Turns On Ragnar" well again? It's used up. There's nothing down there.

A $200 million reboot of The Ghost And Mr Chicken starring Nic Cage would be pretty sweet.

I wonder if Gaad or Aderholt, who are suspicious of Stan, will keep an eye on him and notice that his neighbor is the KGB woman who beat them up.

That was sort of not very good.

"I get the really good Disney coke now! It's awesome!"

DEAR GOD!