Kimmy's father is the head of the CIA Afghanistan section.

More absurd than crossing the galaxy in 10 minutes?

You could also watch The Incredibles.

You certainly couldn't take out a walker with Y-wings in "Empire At War," sadly enough. You had to send a bunch of your little bazooka guys to their doom.

Well, when you put it that way…Fucking space triremes.

You see early Star Destroyers taking off from the surface and traveling through the atmosphere in the prequels.

Martha's gonna shoot somebody. Not sure it will be Phillip.

I assumed the clergyman, like everyone else at Clark & Martha's wedding, was fake.

Yeah, I could see that there might be high-value conversations going on in Gaad's office, but who has a deep conversation about sensitive matters getting a folder out of the Mail Robot? It would just be a bunch of random de-contextualized sentence fragments from unidentified people.

The protagonist of the Kimmy Schmidt show is Kimmy Schmidt, not the guy who was in one episode for five minutes.

Stan looked like all of my older brother's early 70s friends. All he needed was a guitar.

He's the only still on Spouse # 1.

Stan and Pete are playing some sort of zero-sum hair game. Every new hair Stan grows comes at Pete's expense.

Especially 'JESUS MUST DIE'

Me too. If we find out the whole thing is happening in the head of Dick Whitman, dying in Korea, I will explode in rage.

I would watch the fuck out of a musical version of The Omega Man.

I actually had a guy at an academic conference give a paper saying I was wrong and it made me feel like I had ARRIVED. It was awesome.

He reanimates, yes, but he's still sentient. He's actually more of a vampire, what with his supernatural abilities and mild obsession with blood.

I've always wanted to see a production where all the the Romans were Klingons.

I think every community college with a drama department in the mid 90s did a production like that.