I think the saddest I ever felt in a movie theater was watching that thing the day it opened.

Imagine how truly unspeakably terrible Star Trek V would be if they didn't have decent models that had already been built from the previous movies.

Maybe the next Avengers movie can be a gritty courtroom drama where they have to fend off gigantic lawsuits from Nationwide and Allstate. Paul Giamatti can play an ambitious New York attorney general who's also secretly, I don't know, a Skrull agent or something.

I would imagine insurance companies in the Marvel universe are just going to quit insuring things in New York. Good luck getting your exploded buildings rebuilt, guys.

House of Cards is for people that can't handle the gritty realism of Scandal.

Perhaps Anna has an evil twin who did it.

So, what's the controversy? That it's mildly insulting to the Camry or something? The Camry is a nice car.

I thought it was kind of terrible. Perhaps I'm dead inside.

I think this is the saddest I've been over a celebrity death.

That made me guffaw.

That's not really a job, that's more of a hobby.

Frank's rug looks less convincing.

I saw both of those not long ago, and I'm ok with Ordinary People beating Raging Bull.

That would be cool if it doesn't suck.

Maybe then Cage and Lewis can make Clownpocalypse Now, with Jerry Lewis as Kurtz.

Jerry Lewis AND Nicholas Cage together? Are they rebooting The Clown That Cried? That would be awesome.

Was Vanilla Ice caught stealing from David Bowie again?

Baby George is prime getting-killed-in-World-War-II age.

They've mentioned ringing the gong before, but I think this is the first time we've seen it.

"He did win the popular vote, after all. Let's give him a few more minutes."