Al Gore was really good.

An acceptable compromise. Very well. Have your people set up a conference call, and we'll inform Lorne Michaels of our decision.

Being live allows it to be more topical, and respond to things that happened that week. You would lose that if you taped it in advance.

This was the first movie I ever saw on Netflix.

He can fly a plane!

Well, there's 2001.

DEAR GOD.

They should have David Warner and Kermit guest star, and we could have all the modern Cratchits on the show.

Well, she hasn't sexed a man to death, like Mary and Edith.So, obviously…

And then Molsley will become under-butler, and turn evil.

Fuck you, Heroes. I'm not falling for that again.

A karaoke version is never better than the original. We're not talking Tim Buckley's version of "Hallelujah," here, we're talking the drunk asshole screwing up "Bohemian Rhapsody" at the bar at the Holiday Inn by the beach.

Saying Superman Returns is better than Superman is like saying Star Trek Into Darkness is better than Wrath of Khan.

They were all too busy sampling Richard Pryor's five-pound bag of coke.

Star Trek V would like to have a word with you.

He didn't do what he did with Empire because he thinks Empire is the worst of the Star Wars films.

Because the time machine is anchored in the gravity well of the planet, silly! It's just basic temporal gravitometrics.

That looks jolly.

But Indiana Jones was originally going to be played by the somewhat goofier Tom Selleck. Chris Pratt could pull that off.

That's what it should be.