He should be played by John Hodgeman.

I was hoping "Clavius" was a 2001 spin-off about a moon-bus driver and his whacky friend who works in the moon-base sewers.

"Listen: Hodor has come unstuck in time."

In fact, this whole show should be a sitcom called Feynman's Heroes.

The fanbase for Banacek was disaffected Mannix viewers.

Are you kidding? Audiences are almost as eager for Ant Man as they were for Green Lantern.

The difference? No bodices, I guess.

It's like Batman Begins if Young Bruce Wayne had been frightened by porn instead of bats.

Peggy Olsen, and guys who like to get anonymous movie matinee blowjobs from Peggy Olsen.

If you bought a BMW for six grand, it's probably not brand new.

Incidentally, Meatloaf and Karla deVito appear to be on two very different 70s drug regimens.

My high school debate coach loved Meatloaf, so we got to enjoy this album on many long van rides to far-away debate tournaments. Enjoy might be too strong a word.

But even by 1979, a Buick Elektra or a Chevy Caprice was still enormous. There was actually more rear seat space in late 70s Caprices than the early 70s ones. Plenty of room for Meatloaf.

Imagine, if you will, how very not-good that frilly shirt must smell by the end of all that cavorting.

So sweaty.

Where did that money actually go? Who got it? How was it distributed? I don't ever recall any video of happy starving children eating We Are The World rations or whatever.

Where are you getting wood to chip on the moon? THIS MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE!

The old lady who stabbed Random Black Woman was going rogue. Red didn't want her or order her to do that.

There should be a Healy flashback in which he visits his father, CGI George Kennedy, in prison.

The modern ethanol-laden gas goes bad more quickly than the gas of yore, too.