80% of the people are dying from the virus. That doesn't mean those remaining 1.5 billion people won't die, it just means they won't die of the virus. They can—and many of them will—die of other things. Other diseases. Malnutrition. Fighting over scraps.

The warden will be CGI'd Strother Martin from Cool Hand Luke.

Perhaps we'll see some of Pornstache's trial. I could see all kinds of hijinks as various people testify during that. Maybe we'll get some glimpses of Pornstache in man-prison awaiting trial.

Is Quentin Tarrantino directing it?

Ok, I'll take two of these:

You could have Steve Buscemi as Renfield. He's not gravelly.

Dracula is like Super Batman!

A Nick Offerman Dracula movie, with Sam Elliott as his elder-vampire mentor, would be pretty awesome.

He can turn into an army-destroying bat swarm? Seems kind of unlikely that a guy that powerful would end up getting killed by a frail old English dude with a stick.

Some federal jobs have probationary periods of six months or a year. She might also have had some sort of non-permanent status that makes her easier to fire. Generally, though, I agree with you.

I used a Roku, too. I got subtitles, but they were in Spanish.

There actually isn't any effective way to shoot down ballistic missiles. their missiles are sort of unreliable, though, so there's that.

We should give Kim Jong-un a copy of the new Planet of the Apes movie, and tell him in a gesture of peace we have re-edited it into a James Franco-free movie. Maybe he'll fall for that.

So, it's just going to end up as The Pete Best Story, with Pete occasionally humming a public-domain tune, going on about his Pete Best day, and all you'll see of the other Beatles will be the occasional hand or back of the head, like Jesus in 'Ben Hur.'

EVEN BETTER.

Casting-wise,it would probably be better if Billy Bob Thornton was Robert Duvall's son, and Robert Downey was the prosecutor.

It's like somebody saw Wizard of Oz and said "You know what would make this really great? If it was more like David Lynch's Dune!"

I hope the Munja'kin help D'oro Thee get back to Q'ans'hass.

Hopefully "L'al y Paup" will be some sort of ninja throwing star wielded by deadly "Munja'kin" assassins.

That just doesn't sound good.