well, no.

Oooh, that was a terrible, terrible movie.

I think it does. That's what Jenner told Rick at the CDC.

No, I think it was an episode of Barnaby Jones. Maybe Cannon.

That picture made me laugh.

I used to eat Hormel canned chili and watch the "Empire" video. It was awesome.

I wonder what happened to the Apollo-era Winnebago that preceded it.

Bush cancelled the shuttle program.

He should be doing an ad for Hormel canned chili, or whatever that was he fed Luke in his hut.

Flamboyant Cuttlefish would be a good name for a band.

You can't just throw Kahlua and ice cream in a blender anymore?

I had a friend who was an art major who applied for a job at Chick as a joke, and they sent him an entire run of ALL their tracts. He was the envy of all my art-school friends.

No, no, I'm sure on Spacemalia, everything would be different. Maybe the reason libertarianism doesn't work on earth is all the gravity or something.

And, now you have space-cholera.

Ooh, thanks for the steampunk costume idea.

I'm surprised we've gotten this many comments without some angry high school kid showing up to post an incredibly long rant about how Somalia WASN'T WHAT AYN RAND MEANT AT ALL.

Chick tracts are at least sort of funny.

Ha! I bought it on VINYL, with grandpa's traditional birthday five dollar bill.

Yeah, I thought that too.

You made Harry Dean Stanton cry.