You made Harry Dean Stanton cry.

No, it was just a really stupid plan.

Yeah, that was my first thought, too.

Why would the doctor give Lori a pregnancy test? Why would he give the results of Lori's pregnancy test to Rick, not Lori?

It's not that.

"We can't stop here! This is Denebian Slime Bat country!"

I would watch the hell out of this also.

If you used a big TNG-era cargo transporter, could you beam the house on top of a vampire?

I would watch THE HELL out of that.

Not having deflector shields up constitutes tacit permission to beam in, so, the answer is yes.

That's the best answer.

But Alien IS scarier than The Shining.

Worf's mysterious "we do not speak of it" explanation is better. But yes, there was an entire episode about that. The episode had Brent Spiner AND references to Khan and the Eugenics Wars.

I would stay away from Khan if I was one of the writers.

They explain that in "Enterprise," if you're really interested.

I'm having trouble squaring the circle of "approach to Superman we've never seen" with "origin story with the Superman II villain," but I guess we'll see.

No.

If you're already so creatively bankrupt that

I liked the remake better than the original. I'm a damned Philistine.

I saw it in the theater—they didn't seem to notice that it was rated R, and they were cheerfully letting 12-year-olds in. All I knew about it was that it was written by the guy that made Dark Star, and that it took place in space.