Hey, Nicholas Cage has to eat. Maybe if you'd gone to see "Season of the Witch" a couple of times, he wouldn't have to do this.

I think the new Spiderman is going to flop.

That might possibly be the greatest movie ever made.

ONWARD, MY BRAVE HAWKMEN!!!

Peter Weir directed The Truman Show, not Andrew Niccol.

I think you're right. He doesn't appear to be some sort of man/hawk hybrid.

It captures the tone pretty well, but there are characters in the TV show that aren't in the book, and there are events—like the CDC—that don't happen in the book.

That's on youtube as well.

Here. There's more over on the youtubes.

Lois is dating Booster Gold?

That's the very moment Boba Fett ceased to be cool. It's a death scene choreographed by Jerry Lewis.

We'll see a Joe Johnston Rocketeer sequel before we see a Boba Fett movie.

I remember Joe Johnston talking about what a great franchise Rocketeer was going to be, so yeah—wait on the chicken-counting.

Well, I don't, but that's not the point. I was just using Carl to contextualize the time-frame. What would the zombie population look like on what would be Carl's 20th birthday?

The coolness and badassness of the character was destroyed by his lame-ass whacky death. Be sure to note the goofy, Jerry Lewis style arm-waving, the Abbot and Costello-style "waaaaaah" noise, and the loud burp as the monster digests Fett and Fett's last shred of coolness.

That's just this decade's version of the James Horner clangy-clang thing that every post-Aliens trailer had. It'll pass.

So, if I wrote a book about the world 20 years or so after the zombpocalypse, you would buy it?

Right, but you have a tremendous spike in the zombie population, then over time you have the occasional zombie from the much smaller survivor population. Most of the the zombies were created when little Carl is between 7 and 8. That will always be the case, because there aren't that many people left to zombify.…

They can use that one when the Alamo Drafthouse shows all three of them in a marathon in 2013.

That's something I've wondered about, too. You only ever see zombie movies about the early stages of the zombpocalypse. What would it look like 20 or 40 years later? How does a zombie hold up over 20 years? What would a society populated by people who had never known a zombie-free world look?