Greetings, humanoid of the past!

That was not very good.

There were no "Mesoamerican" groups in the Great Lakes. Mesoamerica, as a cultural region, refers to parts of Mexico and Central America. "Mesoamerican" is not a synonym for the more generic term "Native American."

So, a state senator, and then 4 years in the House of Representatives. If the GOP nominates her, I want every Republican who criticized Obama's lack of experience to apologize.

Wasn't the idea of a post-Next Generation Star Trek cartoon kicked around at some point?

Oh, I'm not endorsing the idea. I'm just saying that was the premise in the original movie. Apes replaced dogs and cats after all the dogs and cats died.

In the original series, there was a nuclear holocaust that destroyed human civilization. There was also a much larger ape population, because apes were used as slaves and ape pets had replaced cats and dogs after some virus wiped out the cat and dog populations. If you had an ape population in the US close to the…

Fly you will, fools.

That's really the only face Crapfeld can do. He was absent the day the art school covered faces. He also missed the lesson on feet. And hands. And musculature.

Swords no more use are.

That artwork is truly ghastly. I like the story idea, but I couldn't bear to look at that.

Actually, I thought I was writing "robocalypse." I blame the robots for the extra t.

Hey, look, it's Jackie Treehorn. How's the astronaut business, Jackie?

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So, that's the machine that will be processing all the humans after the robotpocalypse. I'm glad they finally got that one technical glitch in the whole destroy-all-humans plan all worked out.

I would totally buy a ticket to see that.

No.

Did Green Arrow buy the Arrowcar from Ace and Gary?

I agree. The buildings should look more art-deco-y, or instead of buildings that space should have some styilized ducts.

David Lynch's Dune should be on this list. It cost about 40 million—a huge sum in the early 80s—and brought in somewhere around 20 million at the box office. A 20 million shortfall in the 80s was gigantic.