Oregon eh? I guess they decided to sell their car before it ran out of gas...

You can fix stupid, but you would need a more compelling spokesperson than Bob Barker to make it happen.

He wrote, oblivious of the irony

LCP2000 is not exactly a catchy name...

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

What self-respecting dealer gives an AK-47 for a truck buyer? AR-15 or GTFO

A free BMW if you accept a job with Bendini, Lambert and Locke, if you don’t mind moving to Memphis.

Clearly the Beetle has difficulty managing wheelspin.

Send me a message. I will give you ten new $100 bills for every $1000 bill you bring me.

If you actually have Cleveland $1000 notes, they are technically legal tender.... but are worth quite a bit more than face value to collectors, so I would not advise it.

Dammit Oklahoma....

I know Jesus. Jesus is a friend of mine. Jesus loves people who work on their cars with friends.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Solution: swap in the truck LA engine and boost it to the moon. Iron block, baby!

Next time I see it driving around, I will try to get a snap. It is elusive.

Knowing where the road is under all that snow must be the toughest part of the job.

If you wanna talk clean, honest designs, look no further fella, you’ve found ‘em. This is the IH R-Series, it’s been a semi-truck, a pickup (as you can see), a travelall, a flatbed, a fire truck, a COE, and god knows what else. It did all this stuff with various gasoline inline 6’s and all it asks for in return is…

Also Zetec/ duratec motors... Mmmmm

There are pickups running the quarter mile in 12.5 that would disagree with you.

better idea. Get the illinois blackhawks vanity plates for 120 that way you get a red plate for your red car