Yeah, I wanna see some nipple leakage at the very least before a cis-dude gets to say he’s pregnant too. 

My feeling ancient moment of the day was realizing that Milo Manheim on Dancing with the Stars is Camryn Manheim’s son. I remember when she was pregnant with him on The Practice.

She was born during the run of Miami Vice. That makes me feel so very old.

Jodie Foster’s older sister served as a body double in all the violent and suggestive scenes, so Taxi Driver’s a safe watch. 

That cool stoner guy grew up to be the dude who got black our drunk with me, tried to make out, and when I said “UHHH NO THANKS” said “Oh shit I’m sorry” and took like ten steps away from me. Not hard folks. 

Unrelated, but also related...WHEN ARE THE SCARY STORIES COMING?! Please, I need this in my life.

I’ll never forget it. 2007 in health class we were watching a documentary about sexual assault and some asshole bully started making fun of how gross it was and how the girl was ‘too ugly to rape’ and my cool stoner dude neighbor stood up and told him to shut the fuck up in the middle of class. Just wanted to share…

Every day I dream of the day that that orange gas bag is perp-walked out of the White House.

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

Excuse me, but I distinctly remember Trump gleefully providing Senator Graham’s cell phone number on live TV during the Republican primaries. Why isn’t old Trumpy arrested for that (and the gajillion other crimes he has undoubtedly committed)???

Are you fucking kidding me here? I *wish* I was single most days. There’s nothing like taking three naps on Sunday, staying out as late as I want, and having a pet.

Mexican food is always better when someone’s grandmother makes it and it comes out of the scariest shack just off the highway (*I grew up on the border*). Even better is when christmas comes and you get fresh tamales just because it’s christmas!

Pierogi is how I explain any dumpling to my mom.

There was no way to reply. Which is good. For them.

One of my favorite briyani places (RIP briyani place) would be crammed with Muslim desi taxi drivers every week after Friday prayers. The place was narrow and a little grimy, but the food was legit. It was the closest I could get to my mum’s briyani here in this city. I miss that place.

“They put the “anal” in “artisanal.””

OMFG. I just want to weep.

It wouldn’t be problematic if everyone understood that vagina was being used as a euphemism for vulva. The problem is that we now have a generation of women who don’t know the correct names for their body parts and really think that the name of the vulva is vagina. And if you think I’m exaggerating, just ask them. I’m…

MrPooslie gave me a hickey on accident a few weeks ago. I didn’t even know until my co-worker called from her desk like “what’s wrong with your neck?!” ugh i wanted to die. my other (male) co-worker was like whats the big deal you’re a married adult.” i couldn’t really explain to him that it just feels like you’re in…

Vulva, not vagina. The vagina is the interior, canal part. The vulva is the exterior including mound, labia, vaginal opening, etc. It’s an important distinction.