That is odd. She’s been our token Indian for years.

I agree he’s far too obsessed with her looks, but I just looked up the supposed plastic surgery comparisons and I’m not convinced there’s more than some basic cosmetic enhancements there.

Then you should totally fuck me because sex with me has been described as “thankless”.

I most certainly get the dim vibe.

Still listening to the interview, but I get the charming but dim vibe. 

All I heard was Howard Stern not knowing how to shut up and let a guest talk 🤷🏼‍♀️

I hate to be argumentative, but that is exactly what vaginas were built for*

I think you have to remember that birth control was very difficult to come by until the 1960s and performing an abortion was considered a criminal offense in some parts of the country until the 1970s (still is, even though it shouldn’t be by law.) I come from a big family and I’m older than most Jezebel commenters.…

I’m a lesbian, and even I can see that man is HOT.

I really don’t get what everyone sees in him and why everyone calls him hot? In my (rarely) humble opinion I’d say that he’s cute, like a puppy is cute...but not hot. Now if we’re talking hot, let me present...

“...and a major reality TV celebrity to me, somebody who spent the mid-2010s absolutely obsessed with his schtick”

Kiki are you legal?

We learned pretty quickly that apparently my daughter has diaper sensitivity (bc of course she does) and we should only use huggies, which destroyed all plans at just using Costco brand diapers. Huggies has Winnie the Pooh on them. They change up the design occasionally, but always Pooh. My daughter has no idea who…

I liked Honest diapers designs, but the things were like cardboard. All other diapers we’ve bought have had Minnie Mouse, Sesame Street, Hello Kitty, Paw Patrol, Doc McStuffins and omfg I can’t believe I’m actually typing these words out and I know who these characters are. Anyway, I would LOVE character-free diapers.…

BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU GET ANTS.

I feel like this is the equivalent of me leaving 30 tabs open on chrome thinking I’ll get to them later but on a more impressive scale.

Important diaper questions: Do they fit well? Do they leak? Can I afford the big box? Do they stand a snowball’s chance in hell of withstanding Lil’ Pie’s latest poop?

She sounds great though. :)

Usually I hate this kind of public crap but honest to God, how happy and in love are these two??? My Grinch heart grew a size or two.

I generally hate big public displays of love. I would die if someone proposed to me in a restaurant, even. But I LOVED this!