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Shows were allowed to punch so much harder back then

Ugh I liked Salem’s fakeness... it added to the cheesy humor in the most late 90's way possible.

Wasn’t it chilling enough when she ended up with Bogart instead of Holden?

That robot cat was fucking hilarious

I’m sorry- I already did it. I didn’t know! It was the only name my husband and I agreed on, and is an old family name on my side. Also, she looks like a hazel.

Also, do not fuck this dude.

They must be. In his stand up bit he mentioned Bradley Cooper was only white guy at an Obama event (can’t recall which) and Dave though, “Hm, he must be down.” LOL. Something like that.

Everything that Lady Gaga does always seems a teensy bit fake and deliberate. Like, girl, it’s alright, you don’t have to make everything you say so theatrical and grandiose.

Because it’s about power not sex. Sex is just the way to express a desire to put victims (usually women) in their place, or feel powerful, or whatever else. I never buy the oh I was just so turned on I couldn’t control myself excuse. Because I agree with you, people who are into it to be turned on and enjoy sex for

Power. 

I was totally crazy for this boy my senior year, and he ghosted me. He left a note on my car after coming to see my dance recital saying I did a great job and he would call me later...then, radio silence. (In retrospect, I realize that making a guy sit through a dance recital might be enough to kill any romance.)

Great. Spring rolls around and I get a call from Taylor.

6th grade, first boyfriend ever. We went out for a month, then he broke up with me. I was fine, just excited to have had my first boyfriend.

I feel like if my actual parents hugged me I would of never gotten into any of the relationship messes I was in!

That troll is a vile creep. The lack of empathy and pathological world view of authoritarian “conservatives” is a blight on humanity.

Say it with me now: abortions happened in this country long before Roe v Wade and will continue to happen even if abortion becomes illegal. Abortion can never be ended*, just made more dangerous, deadly, and expensive.

I have similar family stories. I imagine most families do, they’ve just been lost to history.

One of my great aunts died and one was rendered sterile from back alley abortions. But that’s only half of the story—to great aunts were tied to abusive husbands because they were not allowed access to birth control and my great grandmother died a fairly brutal and painful death from complications of having her 14th

Thank you for this story.