Take a fucking seat you traitor to womankind and kids who were molested.

Hi Woody. Didn’t know you had a Kinja account.

Oooh, a polygraph test. Fuck off with your boilerplate Mia nonsense that you had saved to your hard drive.

In a related story, Simon Shelton—the man in the Tinky Winky suit who used to dance with the daisies—now just pushes them up: he died today at 52.

Thank you so much, Lauren and Deadspin, for reporting on this every day.

Give them a dead stare and ask, “Millions of sperm and you were the fastest?”

“Which one of you goddamn leaf burners didn’t refill the Brita?!?”

I don’t disagree, they’re all morally bankrupt. Just saying though, look at what happened to the guy who tried to report Sandusky back in the day.

I’m more of a purist and prefer the classics.

have the testimony played on repeat through speakers in his cell for the rest of his natural life but some leftist will probably say thats cruel and unusual punishment

I’ll pay the postage.

Is there somewhere we can read these testimony transcripts in full? I’d like to print one out and mail one to Larry Nassar every goddamn day for the rest of his miserable shitstain of a life.

I don’t want to read these, because they make me sick and very sad. But I force myself to do so because the victims deserve to be heard.

I know gay white men love the sassy black chick, but this white knighting of Mo and now Tiffany is a bit out of hand. Comedies just almost never get Oscars, were you really expecting a nomination for her?

Should Netflix be more transparent about who gets what

Gee, that’s funny, because I’m 51, and lead designer and creative director for an entire team of people, most of whom are quite a bit younger than me. I have to constantly show them, well, everything regarding software and tech issues regarding design. Just this morning, I had to spend time instructing a person on…

It really has become a major tool for distributing news releases to the public and the media. And a lot of people go to it first for breaking news updates.

Couldn’t they have just called the local news media and have them announce it was a false alarm?

I am just like you. Go right to the source. Luckily, you’ve got the actual court document from GrapefruitSmile and you can read it. I know Woody was very unhappy that was put online because he could no longer lie about what happened- too bad! Also very important to read what the judge said about the ‘investigator’s…

Here ya go https://www.huffingtonpost.com/danny-shea/heres-the-1993-woody-alle_b_4746866.html