They have Tates at Costco and they’re OK. I’d substitute Nabisco chocolate wafers. Now I have to make that damned cake. Fortunately, I have espresso powder leftover from some other adventure.

Once I cheerfully asked my boss “need a hand?!” while he was unloading a truck.

My boss has one arm. I don’t know if I could have turned any redder.

I know I know, I’m skating on... shin ice.

thigh’ve always been a fan of yours, friend...about u i would not fib, and i would not la.

aw STAHP

TV should cast you in something, you’re just too hip.

This is the news cap I wanted.

Kristi didn’t mean any harm!

Honestly, they’re lucky they just got groped.

I’ve been an immigration attorney since 2002. This story is very common. Young women (and, to a lesser extent, men) have always been violated in some way by CBP and ICE officers. [Officers also routinely steal money from individuals. (Client had $400 cash when arrested but somehow all that cash is gone when he…

AHCA crashing and burning? This is not a surprise. The GOP, both in Congress and across the country, is NOT really a single party any longer, but rather (at least) two very different political parties—the Tea Party/alt right and the remnants of “moderate” Republicans/conservatives and their allies—artificially united…

Matching personal guard cats, NOICE

How can those kitties be so adorable and yet so badass?

PUPPIES

I know it’s puppy day but some of us have both. John & his cats

That’s incredibly heartbreaking, and just seems to drive home the pointlessness of his murder.

Oh, Geez. Why can’t these danged white supremacists stab each other? They certainly argue a lot, as we saw during the Malheur occupation. It’s not too much to ask them to escalate just a wee bit, is it?

Caughman, who was 66, lived in a transitional home and, “according to his Twitter page, he was an autograph collector and a music and movie lover who tweeted about John Lennon, Chuck Berry and the best St. Patrick’s Day writing. He said he’d like to visit California someday,” the AP reports.

This is heartbreaking and it’s unfortunate that with all the news of the day, this isn’t getting more attention. I saw this on twitter and it’s just so awful

Now that the piece of shit has been arrested, try him, sentence him, and then execute him. Do it all within a five year period so the tax payers don’t have to pay to feed the animal for very long.