Awww, my grandpa had beaded mats in his car that looked EXACTLY LIKE HER. Now I'm feeling all nostalgic.

HA!!!!

That shit is awesome, well done PS person well done!

1. He's not a hostile ex or anything. We were never destined for long term because of his small town boy ways, and then I got sick of his idiotic work schedule. We're still not destined for long term, but I don't mind hanging out with him every now and then.

"Hey baby...wanna see my sperm whale?"

I'll be honest, I've always found him hot. Even during his chubbier days.

Everyone talking about how different he looks are clearly late to the Galifianakis game. Zach was quite the hottie at the start of his career.

Another guy who thinks he'll be hotter if he drops 30 pounds. It doesn't work that way, people.

I always pee before sex and I don't plan on stopping. If I don't pee first, I spend the whole time feeling like I have to pee and it's all no fun.

utis are the fucking worst. i wouldn't wish one on my worst enemy. maybe on like, hitler or pol pot. but erin who in 6th grade made fun of me because my uniform skirt was longer than my knees, AS PER THE RULES, nah girl. i don't have that much hate for you.

oh i defs thought you were supposed to go after you go to pound town

Those aren't just girlfriends, that's Haim!

Twelve year old little resplendent decided to try blow drying her hair with a round brush to give it body, like 'Teen' magazine suggested. (This was in the pleistocene era, kids.)

Oh my God the random periods.

Yeah... I feel like I need to know more about your grandmother now.

After my divorce I threw my ring into the Arabian sea. I saw it sink, felt elated, then started to cry and jumped in and swam after it. I didn't find it. I wasn't supposed to. That was that. We talked speaking two years ago. We have both re-married and moved on. We still love eachother. I am blessed in that sense.

oh god, it's like this question was made for me!

Never been engaged :(, but I sold all of the old jewelry my ex gave me on ebay. I've been told it's bad juju to keep jewelry from exes. Turns out, it's true. Soon as I sold it, found myself a new man . . . who was abusive and never gave me anything. Moral of the story is, I suck at dating.

I have really chubby fingers and rings look rubbish on them, but when I got engaged (and married) tradition dictated that I wore rings. He bought me a silver engagement ring with a little diamond in it and we had the wedding ring custom made up in white gold to match it. The two together spelt out 'I who is you' and…