This story made me wish I could turn back the clock for just an hour and snuggle with my own babies again. Alas, they are much too big now, and one would banish me from his room forever if I tried to—god forbid—hug him. So, if you don't mind, please give your little chunk muffin a squeeze from a mama who's crying,…
On the other hand...
I am single again. I'm not going to get into a lot of details about it but things between me and my fiance have not been great since July. I'm 34 and single again and afraid i will die alone again. Things haven't been good for a while and i thought things could get better but they weren't and i see that now. Back to…
They eventually coax the story out of the patient: he worked in a machine shop, and when everyone else went to lunch, he would use the belt sander or some piece of machinery to pleasure himself.
You are going to become a nullo?
I would have any kind of sex, awkward or otherwise, with John Leguizamo.
60 years. 60 years of over-powdering. No more!
In ancient Greek mythology, after the great flood, Deucalion and Pyrrha repopulated the world by scattering stones…
A few years ago, a kid came into the emergency room in NYC complaining of a loss of hearing for two days. His mom thought he was faking it to get out of school. On further questioning, he said he also felt a tickling sensation.
Pretty small?! Yes, when placed in the open air. That looks gigantic if it's going to be in your ear.
I do. Sometimes my thought process goes like this: 1. No way, 2. Well, I need to be more open, 3. Hey! he's interesting and I'm horny, 4. And he's sweet. 5. And smart. 6. He's not that bad, 7. He looks cute today, 8. He's actually kind of hot.
THERE IS NO JESUS ONLY YEEZUS.
I said it once and I'll say it again... if Kayne is styling you, Kim, girlfriend, HE IS DOING YOU NO FAVORS AND STOP WITH THE CHOKERS BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE THOSE GIRLS THAT SNOOP DOGG BROUGHT TO THE VMAS THAT ONE TIME ON LEASHES PLZ STAHP YOUR BODY IS BANGING AND YOUR FACE IS HELLA ATTRACTIVE WTF ARE YOU DOING DEAR…
When I was a teenager, my grandfather (my mom's dad) started suffering from dementia and came to live at our house for a few years. It was a nice time being with him, but it was also sad, watching him decline. The dementia went mostly as expected; strangely misplaced items, general confusion. But there was one really…
Okay, I rarely do this but I thought I'd share an event that happened to me about ten years ago, I was about fourteen years old and lived in an old house that was built just after the war and according to the blueprints at the library, on top of a site where a bomb hit - Anyway, when we moved in, the woman who sold…
I'm never sleeping again ya bitch.