I believe it's spanish.

Nail clipping should only happen in one place: in the privacy of your own home, preferably alone in a room with a door closed. On an airplane? The thought makes me shudder.

I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.

That top gif... Why does it always show up when my ambien is kicking in. WHY?!?!?! I get stuck staring at it in horror, but unable to click away. Oh god. It's happening again. *whimper*

Owls can be both scary, and funny.

honestly? it's not too different than what old phoebe's doing up there.

I finally figured out why that top picture is weirding me out.

When you say "choreography" I'm just picturing this but on a bike.

My favorite neg ever:

Him: Zelda!
Me (dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda): Link!
Him: Huh?
Me: I'm dressed as Link. Zelda is the princess.
Him: Whatever. I know way more about video games than you.
Me:…

Asexual!

No, she has the proper undergarments (a big fucking hoop skirt, most like). Lena does not. Thus, sad pink duster look.

Ugh. No. I legit hate this guy.

I dunno. That looks like a "Dat ass!" face.

Her head falls off.

ANDREW KEEGAN STARTED A CULT...IN MY PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which is normal on a baby, not so much on a grown ass man.

Trolling the trolls is the best kind of fun. Back when Nigerian scammers were a thing, I emailed each of them back with fake info about me and had them sending photos, passports, calling me up at numbers I said were mine but were really places like a random strip club or FBI headquarters. It was a lot of work but so…