My favorite neg ever:

Him: Zelda!
Me (dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda): Link!
Him: Huh?
Me: I'm dressed as Link. Zelda is the princess.
Him: Whatever. I know way more about video games than you.
Me:…

Asexual!

No, she has the proper undergarments (a big fucking hoop skirt, most like). Lena does not. Thus, sad pink duster look.

Ugh. No. I legit hate this guy.

I dunno. That looks like a "Dat ass!" face.

Her head falls off.

ANDREW KEEGAN STARTED A CULT...IN MY PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which is normal on a baby, not so much on a grown ass man.

Trolling the trolls is the best kind of fun. Back when Nigerian scammers were a thing, I emailed each of them back with fake info about me and had them sending photos, passports, calling me up at numbers I said were mine but were really places like a random strip club or FBI headquarters. It was a lot of work but so…

Yeah. Instant tears. These people are doing the lord's work.

The strays in Istanbul are all pretty tamed. They might not have homes but they are kind of "everyones". Sit down on a bench and it won't be long until you have a friendly dog or cat sitting with you.

The most moving new R&B slow jams to me have been – like tons of pop music out there right now – super electronica influenced. Like anything off The Weeknd's first album. I don't know that they would really count as "slow jams" but they feel a lot sexier than much of the other stuff that's out there.

This is when the writers will let you fall in an elevator shaft.

"I cannot believe 'Mercedes' wore the same thing as me. I am so firing my stylist tomorrow."

or.......

Please, if anything, Hades is the misunderstood Sassy Gay Friend

Seems kinda like cheating for the PLL set to be from an isolated episode when the others are regular costuming for the series.